- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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