How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

And Stephen Hawking said.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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