Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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hi

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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