- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Your social life.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Justin beiber..

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

penis. nuff said.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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