Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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