- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

no pun intended

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

smell the vitamin C

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Roses are red.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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