- Anti Joke

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.