jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Camerons hair is Curly..

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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