Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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This sentance contains three errers

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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What? Why?

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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hextech crafting too opieop

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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