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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Sam Hengal.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What's green and blue? yellow

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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