The Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Stop procrastinating.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Women Sports.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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