What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Do u take sugar?

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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