- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

black people

I like the color potato.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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