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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.