- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Im about to rewrite History....... History

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Your wife died during the delivery.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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