What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Choir.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Why did? Yes

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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