- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

I like the color potato.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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