- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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