timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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