Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Bob Saget

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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sure!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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8--------------------- penis

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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