Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

minorities.....

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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