- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

YOLO

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

HURT

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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