Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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what's up? my penis.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Womens rights

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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