- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

i just pooped that is all!

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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