how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Anti Joke

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