There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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The Joke Below

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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