what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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SBB

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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