- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Morning wood.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

VAGINA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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