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Jokes Ki Duniya

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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