- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

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