- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Committing Suicide #YOLO

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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