Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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david weres the slug gone

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Get on your knees Ho

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Penis.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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