- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Committing Suicide #YOLO

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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