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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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