If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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A seal walks into a club.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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haha Otarts was here

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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