What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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