- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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