- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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