A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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the game

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Bark I'm a tree

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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