Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Womens rights

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Your existance.

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