Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Womens rights

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