compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Man U

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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what do gay people eat?? food

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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