- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

How do you make a car? You build it.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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