What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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