What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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kcid gib a evah uoy neht sdrawkcab siht daer nac uoy fi

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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YOU

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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