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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.