- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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