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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Guess what? The Game.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

guess what chicken butt

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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