What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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