This is not a joke

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +2

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

thumb_up thumb_down +2

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

thumb_up thumb_down +2

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

thumb_up thumb_down +2

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

thumb_up thumb_down +2

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops