a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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