Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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