- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

hey, my names mark.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

VAL SUCKS

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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