- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

What is red? A rock painted red

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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