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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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