- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

You bumder!

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

i just pooped that is all!

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Katy Perry

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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