Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What did the fish say after he

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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A train poops its pants.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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