Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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God. God.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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gabbi nunez ;)

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Rebecca Black's career.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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