guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Cancer.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Choir.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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