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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

tea with milk?

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

One time I walked into a fat kid..

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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