Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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hi joshua

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Justin

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PEANIS!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Bob Saget

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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sure!

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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