A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

That's what SHE said!

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Faithful men.

kennah campion... being nice

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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