Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

women sports....

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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