SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

My friend harris is fat.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Roses are red.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

whats 2+2? 4

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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