Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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My Butthole.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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asdf

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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