One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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