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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

penis. nuff said.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

I woke up today

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

stuarts mum

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Im taking a shit right now.

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