what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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MySpace.

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non poop

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Women's rights

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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