- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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