Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Where are you going Your house

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

did you stub your toe?

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What do vampires cross the sea in?

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Anti Joke

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