- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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