- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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