What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Robin, get in the car!

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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