Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im not food

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

brock has small hands for a small job

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Koalas mum is a slut

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Anti Joke

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