What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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