1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

My name is Jeff

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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