- Anti Joke

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Koalas mum is a slut

Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

brock has small hands for a small job

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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