- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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