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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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