Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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