- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

I <3 Hitler

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

are you gay does your mom know

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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