A train poops its pants.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The Joke Below

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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lipstick pig

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Anti Joke

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