- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

feminists.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

My dad

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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