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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

penis. nuff said.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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