- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What's an Anti Joke?

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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