What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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